Op die nuutste uitgawe van die Bravo! is die wêreld se beste grap op die agterblad. (Dis ‘n lekker tydskrif, koop hom!)
The University of Hertfordshire recently concluded a research project to find the best jokes in the world. Here they are :
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
En hiermee bedoel ek nou nie dat ek dink dis die beste grap nie, eintlik kon ek nie glo wat ek lees nie!